The Perfect Marijuana For Broken Hearts On Valentine’s Day!
Previously, I have discussed the GMO Halloween candy I wish would be produced and the carcinogens included in a 100% Organic Non-GMO Project Thanksgiving meal; however, today, I get to discuss the greatest pot for Valentine’s Day.
Obviously, your marijuana use is not the root of your sadness, but it is certainly not helping. In the same way, spending 12 hours a day playing Marvel’s “Midnight Suns” game wouldn’t be beneficial. And yet, if you can find a break, somebody will gladly take your cash, whether it’s for a pipe or an Xbox.
Since nearly half of all Americans say they are unmarried, there is a sizable audience for campaigns that discourage participation in Valentine’s Day. According to data taken from Facebook profiles (1) by a marijuana legalization group, the holiday of love is the third most common time for couples to part ways. (2)
Californian drug dealers naturally ask, “What is a better way to make that go away than with some dope?” They give very insane accounts. A trifecta of capitals? Who knew Florida has three? I didn’t, and I was raised in that area.
Florida’s geography is now so well-established that even marijuana dealers know Tampa, Jacksonville, and Miami share capital status, which would have caused an argument when I was there but is now common knowledge. Buy some of their “Triangle Kush” variety even though Tallahassee is the official capital of Florida.
Do you want to take a shower and forget about the pain of being used for your loneliness on Tinder? In their opinion, the best choice is “Dosidos.” It has a cool, minty flavor. Tobacco companies promote their hybrid blends with cutesy names like “Girl Scout Cookies,” and neither the CDC nor the FDA appears to disapprove.
The government’s health policy will be illogical regardless of how much pot you smoke. No one seems to be concerned that “Blueberry Dome” is once again exploiting youngsters by employing addictive flavors to market things. Equally appropriate for Valentine’s Day, Galentine’s Day, or perhaps Valendude is “Future Berries,” a song that promises physical happiness wrapped in a delectable package.
At the very least, that’s my best estimate. I don’t like taking aspirin, so you can bet I won’t be trying any kind of recreational drug. But if that’s what you’re into, go ahead. Compared to the “hate, venom, and gore” that marks Single Awareness Day, this seems like a much brighter option.
